when keepin' it real goes all the way wrong

One day during the last weeks of senior year, I was walking to the BC to do only God knows what when I spotted my boo. Let's call him KCJR.

Mr. KCJR said he was on his way to make a video to support Alumni Giving. How noble of him. He said they needed a girl in the video. I insisted that I was not that girl. Explained that besides the fact that I'm not really dressed, my hair looks a mess, I'm sober, and above all, I'm way too shy. He heard none of it and soon enough I was at some makeshift set with agressive lighting and a video camera. I panic internally, I've seen this ending on late night Cinemax. Or in stepshow videos.

Well I was wrong. This ending was way worse.

Thankfully I can laugh at myself. Enjoy what is certainly my first and last foray into acting. Feel free to leave comments about how I should've headed straight to Dillo after for death by Captain Morgan.



And yes, I remained friends with sir KCJR despite this. I even follow him on Twitter.

the kicker

peppered salmon topped with a mango relish. served with asparagus and wild rice pilaf.

ask about me.

steak, mashed potatoes, stuffing and broccoli

yes, it was delicious