living single

a few weeks ago Forbes announced Hollywood's Top-Earning Couples of 2008. at the top of the list, of course, was my fave power couple:


not only did they top the list at $162 milli earned this year (approximately $80 mil from B and $82 mil from Jay), they left Will & Jada in their dust coming in second at $85 mil, and Posh & Becks rounding out the top 3 with a measly $58 mil. now money isn't everything, it can't by love or happiness, blah blah blah, but it can buy that Louis that I had planned on getting for my bday.

seriously though, we know that money is power, and with the desire to be pretty powerful and influential one day (to be used only for good, of course), i find that i am attracted to power/power potential. call it real recognize real, if you will.

but I haven't met him yet. and i'm not quite there yet. so i'm gonna sit single. i will have found the one when we're able to say "i'm a beast, you're a beast, let's just be beasts together". we will seal the deal with a hi-five or a terrorist fist jab and then embark on a great romance, friendship and partnership. someone wittier than me. someone who only makes me cry when i'm laughing. someone who knows what I mean when I say I'm bossy and someone who knows what the fuck I mean when I say I wanna be fabulous. we will have mutual respect and adoration for the other's hustle and, most importantly, we won't do anything to hurt/topple the other b/c that's just not how we roll.

but since Hollywood is not quite my style, we won't be making that particular Forbes list. but there will be others, and I promise to take pictures and send them from the top spot!