17 April 2009

i wish i was making this shit up

walking to the train this morning, a Verizon van pulls up by the park. I pay no mind, whoever's in there is prob just making sure that the whole neighborhood is IN. taking my usual route, I cross the street, walking past the van to get into the park.

excuse me! excuse me! miss!

fuuuuuuuuuuck. not this early.

I just got three questions for you:
How old are you?
Do you have any kids?
And can I marry you?

ure joking, right?

you're not gonna talk to me? can I at least give you my business card?

oh damn, you really are serious about yourself, huh?

try again.

1 comment:

  1. Hey man if nobody ever noticed you, you wouldn't like that either. Be glad you're being noticed, even if it's not in your dream way.

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